so apparently there is no such thing as a valentine santa and i'm not sure whose lap i just sat on at the mall.
I just got one of those workout watches apparently i've masturbated 5.8 miles today
I have enough money to live comfortably for the rest of my life, if I die next Thursday
Why do women fake orgasms? They think men care. I'll see myself out.
angel: they seem to be doing well God: give them more diseases angel: is that really necess- God: and social anxiety and kill a gorilla