Have you ever met someone who lies so much that they even use “I swear to God” to make the lie sound believable? 😂
Well, this is the movie is of Yinka.Yinka and her friend Ada managed a supermarket together. But Yinka had one special talent — she could sell anything with confidence. 😂
A customer would walk in and say:
«“I want something that will help me lose weight.”»
Yinka would immediately say:
“I swear to God, stop jogging! I have the best product for you. This one will make you slim down.” 😭
Another customer was an elderly bald man who wanted something to help his hair grow.Yinka:
“I swear to God, sir, I have exactly what you need. Use this and your hair will grow!” 😂
Another woman wanted something that would make her body more attractive to her husband.Yinka didn't even hesitate.“I swear to God, I will give you something that will make your husband stop looking at other women.”
And the woman would happily buy it.The funniest part? Yinka had a boyfriend she didn't even genuinely like.One day, the man asked her:
“Yinka, are you sure you really like me? You hardly visit me, and we haven't even kissed.”
Yinka looked at him and said:
“I swear to God, I love you with my whole heart.” 😭😭
Another lie!And Yinka didn't stop there.She also had a rich uncle who was a Navy officer. Whenever she needed money, she would pretend to be sick.“Uncle, I swear to God, I haven't eaten.”
“Uncle, I swear to God, I'm very sick.”
“Uncle, I swear to God, I need money for treatment.”
And because her uncle cared about her, he kept sending money.Until one Valentine's Day…
Yinka went to visit her boyfriend. After drinks and everything, they were about to get intimate when suddenly…
Yinka collapsed.Her soul left her body.When she opened her eyes, she found herself somewhere completely different.There were angels.And then she saw God.Yinka became terrified.“Have I died?! 😭 Please tell me I haven't died!”
Then she heard:
“Yinka… Yinka…”
God showed her a screen.And on that screen were all the lies she had ever told in her life.Every customer.Every fake product.Every fake promise.Every time she had said:
“I swear to God…”
God was angry, not simply because she lied, but because she kept using His name to make her lies sound truthful.Then God gave her one more chance.He told her to return to Earth and confess to everyone she had deceived.Yinka nearly cried.“God, please! This assignment is not easy!” 😭
But she was sent back.When she woke up, only a few seconds had passed.Her boyfriend was confused.“What happened to you?”
“Nothing. I just want to go home.” 😂
From that moment, Yinka changed....like totally ooooo,She returned to the supermarket, but something was different about her lol 😂😂,A customer came looking for a product.Normally, Yinka would have said:
“I swear to God, I have the best one!”
But this time…
She couldn't say it.Ada noticed immediately.“Yinka, is this really you? What's happening?” 😭
But Yinka knew her assignment had started.CONFESSION #1
The angel instructed her to find the woman she had deceived with the fake product that was supposedly going to make her more attractive to her husband.Yinka confessed.The woman was furious.“I trusted you! I was even planning to bring 21 people to your shop!”
Yinka lost a customer — and potentially 21 more.CONFESSION #2
Next was the elderly bald man.Yinka told him the truth.The products she had been selling him would not make his hair grow.The man became extremely angry.“You only care about selling! What about your customers' wellbeing?”
And he walked away.CONFESSION #3
Then came the woman she had convinced to stop jogging because Yinka supposedly had a product that would make her lose weight.Yinka was terrified.“Angel, please! This woman will kill me!” 😭
But the angel insisted.Yinka went to her house.She confessed.The woman demanded:
“Refund my money! Refund my ₦100,000+!”
Yinka had no choice but to face the consequences of her lies.CONFESSION #4
Her uncle.The Navy officer.The man who had been sending her money whenever she pretended to be sick.Yinka was shaking.“Angel, please! My uncle will kill me! He'll stop caring about me. He'll never trust me again!”
But the angel said:
“You must tell him the truth.”
yinka later did thou and her uncle was s mad at her that he said he will never carter for her needs again.
CONFESSION NO 5
She was to go and tell her best friend ada that she has been stealing from the supermarket they owe together. ahhhhh yinka said she willl never infact she won't But the angle reminded her that it was her last confession and she has to do it.
Yinka kept postponing it.One day passed.Two days.Three days.Then the angel told her:
“Today is the day.”
Yinka went to the market and saw Ada.She started confessing everything.She admitted that she had been lying and taking money from her uncle by pretending to be sick.But instead of getting angry, Ada surprised her.“I already knew.”
Yinka froze.Ada told her that the fact that she had finally come forward and confessed made her happy.Yinka hugged her.“You are such a kind soul.”
And for the first time in a long time, Yinka felt relieved.Later that night, she went home.But something was strange.She couldn't find the angel.She looked around.Nothing.Then she realized…
The angel was gone.Yinka smiled sadly.“I'll really miss your troublesome and awkward ways. You kept pushing me to tell the truth.”
And from that day…
Yinka stopped saying, “I swear to God.”
She stopped using God's name to support her lies.She learned that trust is not something you should manufacture with a sentence.And sometimes, telling the truth may cost you customers, money, relationships, or comfort…
But it can give you something much more valuable:
peace of mind.❤️
So, guys…
Have you ever met someone who says “I swear to God” every five seconds?😂😂😂😂😂 example is me oooooooo...
Or maybe…
Are YOU that person? 👀😂