What did the Marine Biologist say when he saw two eels making love? ""It's a Moray.""
The sign on the whore house door said, ""Closed, beat it!""
Why did the Mexicans only bring 5000 people to the Alamo? They only had two vans
Why did the chicken cross the road? Who gives a flying fuck.
What Do You Call A Fight Between An Illegal Immigrant And A Child Molester? Alien vs. Predator
