Why Don't Santa Claus and Misses Claus have children? Because Santa only comes once a year and when he does its down the chimney.
I stole a toilet seat from a police station. They never found out who did it. They had nothing to go on.
My son walks in on me masturbating. He asks me what am i doing. I say, don't worry son you will be doing it soon. Why dad? he asks. Because my arm is getting tired.
How are black people similar to tornadoes? They both only take one to ruin a neighborhood.
Last week, a girl at a local bakery backed into the bread slicer... Disaster.
