How did Canada get it's name? The forefathers decided the best way to name their new country was to pick letters out of a hat. ""C eh, n eh, d eh""
Q: What does a screen door and a blonde have in common? A: The more you bang it the looser it gets.
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How did the sad clown smile and laugh again? They told him his wife died recently.
What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common? Their last big hit was the wall.