*Sees son doing homework* What u doing? ""Math, it's due Friday"" *I slowly crumple the paper and put it in my mouth* They'll never believe u
If you ever feel useless... .. Remember that there is a comment section on porn sites.
I went swimming in the Black Sea. It stole my trunks.
Hi I'm Charlie Brown, the depressed 10-year-old who can't kick a football. I'd like to talk to you for a second about insurance
How do you greet your Mexican friend eating sushi? Wassap B?
