Michael J. Fox He's really just trying to master The Force.
Mmmh, the wetness...don't stop, harder, oh god yes, more fingers...I love the way you rub my head. --me, getting a shampoo at the salon
Doctor: 'Your recovery was a miracle!' Patient: 'PRAISE GOD. Now I don't have to pay you!'
Why did the cowboy adopt a Weiner dog? He wanted to get a long little doggy
I just woke up pissed off for no reason..... now I know how a woman feels.