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Why couldn't the snowman spend his money? Cause his assets were frozen. How does an Eskimo build his house? Igloos it together. Yo mama so fat.. she uses google plus(G+) instead of regular google Best
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Why is a sorority the safest place to be during a zombie apocalypse? Because they're looking for braaaaaaaaaains I once dated a girl who owned a parrot. The thing would never shut the f@#K-up! but the
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How do you know if someone has been to Florida? They'll tell you. What do you call it when alpacas with speech impediments take over Earth? The Alpacalisp. Rick Astley will let you borrow all the movies
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How can you tell if there is an elephant in your dessert ? You get very lumpy ice cream ! Told my daughter I was into incest... She's taking it pretty hard... If you're scared of butter... use cream. What's
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[first day in the mob] *leans over to mafioso* Hey, so, uhh, I've always wondered: are they all just named ""Don"" or... Well... Well... Well... Welcome to stutterers anonymous A man goes to the doctor
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So someone asks a junkie.. Do you still use heroin? Well.. On the one hand yes, on the other hand no. Safe to say a good 38% of my life is spent trying to sleep while the 18yr old stomps through the house
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I don't say ""YO MAMA"" jokes anymore... Cause they're all old and used up, just like your mom What do you call a black guy in a cockpit? A pilot, you racist bastard. Do you send e-mails on your home computer?
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When I see a woman driving a bus I smile and think about how far we as a society have come in equality. ` And then I wait for the next bus. I keep fixing my door every time my British friend leaves He
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Make day funny (4969j)
The other day some guy came up to me, called me a Blockhead and then proceeded to hit me with his rhythm stick... I though ""That just adds insult to Ian Dury."" I try not to tweet about things I'm doing
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Make day funny (6054w)
The other day I managed to start my computer up with the touch of a random button I guess you could call it F8 Q: Why is it good that accordionists have a half-ounce more brains than horses? A: So they
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Make day funny (1199m)
What do vampires put at the bottom of their e-mails? Best viscious. I got chatting to a lumberjack in a pub. He seemed like a decent feller. I'm the kind of girl people don't look twice at Even when I
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Make day funny (5414q)
Q: Why didn't Noah go fishing? A: He only had two worms! ""This bouquet is missing some flowers"" I said lackadaisically. As I watched the dog chasing his tail, I thought, Dogs sure are easily amused!...
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I'm friends with 25 letters of the alphabet But I don't know why... My friend drowned. So at his funeral... ...we took a cake shaped like a life raft. After all...It's what he would have wanted. *LIGHTHOUSE*
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Tried to catch fog yesterday Mist The debates flipped gender roles. Last night we saw an argument between a woman who wanted to talk facts, and a man who only wanted to talk about his feelings. Programmed
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Make day funny (2228y)
I knew this girl, she's really deep; she'd always find a reason to preach about how size does matter... You know what keeps me up at night? Pauly Shore has turned down more hot women than I will ever,
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New neighbours just moved in... I baked them some goodies as a welcome & a warning to never eat at my house. this guy with binoculars has been watching me watch him with binoculars and i don't know who's
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The waiter at the Mexican restaurant called me ""Amigo"". Am I in a gang now? Adding ""and sh!t"" to the end of a sentence to make it sound cooler and sh!t. When can you store food in a door? When it's
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Make day funny (1251c)
What did the sushi say to the bee? Wassabee?!?! How do old people go to the bathroom? Depends. This election cycle makes me want to find a bar really badly... Do any 21st amendment people know where I
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Make day funny (7683l)
xpost from /r/tellmeajoke TMAJ that includes ""shotgun"" and ""paring knife"" Lucky I didn't get caught... I was nailing this chick in the park the other weekend. And I was so lucky not to get caught.
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Make day funny (6722n)
[Dark humor] What do you call a not-hungry ethiopian? Dead. blonde joke Q: How do you drown a blonde in a submarine? A: Knock on the door. How many children with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb?
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