How can you tell if there is an elephant in your dessert ? You get very lumpy ice cream !
Told my daughter I was into incest... She's taking it pretty hard...
If you're scared of butter... use cream.
What's the difference between Pastor Maldonado and a bus driver? One is a highly skilled professional driver, and the other is in Formula 1.
A horse walks in a bar Bartender: why the long face? Horse: I just found out I have cancer.
