I knew this girl, she's really deep; she'd always find a reason to preach about how size does matter...
You know what keeps me up at night? Pauly Shore has turned down more hot women than I will ever, ever meet. Pauly. Shore.
Why did the blonde have a sore belly button? Because there are blonde men too!
Have you heard about the homeless assassin? Well... I don't know anything for sure. But I heard he's a roofless killer!
What if dogs are way smarter than we think and they just play dumb so they don't have to work and pay taxes.
