[first day in the mob] *leans over to mafioso* Hey, so, uhh, I've always wondered: are they all just named ""Don"" or...
Well... Well... Well... Welcome to stutterers anonymous
A man goes to the doctor He says he has been having dreams where one night, he is a teepee, and the other night he is a wigwam. Doctor says: ""That's an easy one, you're too tense!"" (Two tents)
Reasons I work out. 1) I don't wanna be bit by a vampire and spend eternity out of shape and double chinned. 2) I guess to be healthy
What do you do if your lawnmower stops working? Deport him