I'm friends with 25 letters of the alphabet But I don't know why...
My friend drowned. So at his funeral... ...we took a cake shaped like a life raft. After all...It's what he would have wanted.
*LIGHTHOUSE* BATMAN - You call? L/HOUSE KEEPER - Shit, not again man. I am so sorry. BATMAN - Dead seagull on the light? LK -*Nods*
Worst profession for take your kid to work day: Suicide Bomber
How do you stop Caitlyn Jenner from jumping on your bed Staple his ballbag to the ceiling. LOL
