Tried to catch fog yesterday Mist
The debates flipped gender roles. Last night we saw an argument between a woman who wanted to talk facts, and a man who only wanted to talk about his feelings.
Programmed Siri to respond to any request with ""That's what she said.""
One day my kid will ask me why he's half human and half final exam
Yo mama is so dumb..... That she shakes her baby when she reads the orange juice label.