New neighbours just moved in... I baked them some goodies as a welcome & a warning to never eat at my house.
this guy with binoculars has been watching me watch him with binoculars and i don't know who's winning
Why don't lamps talk? They're antisocial lights.
What noise annoys a noisy oyster? A noisy noise annoys a noisy oyster.
Apparently, occupants aren't 8 legged pants for octopi