The other day some guy came up to me, called me a Blockhead and then proceeded to hit me with his rhythm stick... I though ""That just adds insult to Ian Dury.""
I try not to tweet about things I'm doing incase it gets taken out of context, but this cock is delicious!
A programmer orders 0 drink from the bar. Only when his friend comes in and he orders for both does he get his drink.
My drug dealer cracks me up.
A bird in the hand is worth nothing and is probably giving you duck AIDS. Put it back.
