Q: Why didn't Noah go fishing? A: He only had two worms!
""This bouquet is missing some flowers"" I said lackadaisically.
As I watched the dog chasing his tail, I thought, Dogs sure are easily amused!... ...then I realized I was watching the dog chasing his tail.
What do you do with an epileptic in a bathtub? Throw your laundry in with them.
I really just don't like any of these fancy and stinky cheeses. Maybe I'm just uncultured.
