The waiter at the Mexican restaurant called me ""Amigo"". Am I in a gang now?
Adding ""and sh!t"" to the end of a sentence to make it sound cooler and sh!t.
When can you store food in a door? When it's ajar.
What would you get if you crossed a grizzly with the world's greatest basketball player? Bear Jordan.
Why wouldn't you teach a woman how to ski? Because there's no snow between the kitchen and the bedroom..
