What did the sushi say to the bee? Wassabee?!?!
How do old people go to the bathroom? Depends.
This election cycle makes me want to find a bar really badly... Do any 21st amendment people know where I can get a drink around here?
Great news for the Texas Rangers baseball players Now that Ron Washington is no longer the manager, they are putting coke back in the vending machines
Told my kids I loved them at carpool and no one responded so I yelled, ""I love you too!"" while hanging out of the sunroof. Me, 1 Kids, 0