[Dark humor] What do you call a not-hungry ethiopian? Dead.
blonde joke Q: How do you drown a blonde in a submarine? A: Knock on the door.
How many children with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb? Wanna go swimming?
Before firemen rescue cats from trees they always take a photo and that's where 'hang in there, baby!' posters come from.
What do mathematicians call retirement? Aftermath