The other day I managed to start my computer up with the touch of a random button I guess you could call it F8
Q: Why is it good that accordionists have a half-ounce more brains than horses? A: So they don't disgrace themselves in parades.
I love the Lion King... ...but Simba is so slow. Sometimes I wish he'd Mufasa.
So the jerk store called and they're running out of HB2!
What's the worst part of having a girl repeatedly calling another mans name during sex? Wondering who the hell names their son Rape.