I don't say ""YO MAMA"" jokes anymore... Cause they're all old and used up, just like your mom
What do you call a black guy in a cockpit? A pilot, you racist bastard.
Do you send e-mails on your home computer? What's the point? I can just bring my home along with me and have a chat.
What did Sushi A say to Sushi B? Wasabi?
""I'm proud to be an American"" ""I'm proud to be American!"" said the American. ""I'm proud to be Canadian!"" said the Canadian. ""I'm proud to be German!"" said the Nazi.