Why couldn't the snowman spend his money? Cause his assets were frozen.
How does an Eskimo build his house? Igloos it together.
Yo mama so fat.. she uses google plus(G+) instead of regular google
Best Higgs Boson Joke so far Higgs Boson goes into a Catholic church. The priest says, ""You're not welcome here."" Higgs Boson says ""You can't have mass without me.""
I organised a tantra party. Nobody came.