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What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, it just waved. Sea what I did there? I'm shore you did. Laugh, you son of a beach! How does a cow quickly do math? With a cow-culator! (Rimshot) Friends are
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Don't you just hate it when ... You can't understand what your girl is trying to say? Take a step back and what's she's trying to say will become a lot clearer What do you call a wife that knows where
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My butcher introduced me to his wife the other day... He brought her out and said, ""meet patty"" What's a Grecian Urn? About 75 cents an hour. u ever watch a spider build a web and ur like damn and i
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Me: I can't believe we have $900 for Christmas gifts this year! Fridge: I don't feel well. I think I have a fever. Where does a redditor get most of his news from? The Hydraulic Press I've been shoveling
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How do u kill a blonde paraplegic with one arm hanging from a tree? Wave I moved to LA 9 months ago and I've just been circling around this whole time looking for a parking spot. They should have never
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Make day funny (9928l)
Who was the most powerful cat in China ? Chairman Miaow ! Its better to remain silent and let people think you a fool... ...than to open your mouth and remove all doubt. What's it called when you apologize
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Smooth jazz always puts me to sleep... ...must be the mellow tonin'. Genders are like political parties... There are many, but only 2 actually matter. My girlfriend called me lazy the other day. I almost
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Seriously. Once you learn how it reaches your dinner plate, you'll never want to eat human flesh again. A man was admitted to the ER with 6 small plastic horses up his bum... ...doctors described his condition
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I recently followed a guy from Ethiopia. BIG mistake. The only thing he ever tweets about is what he's not having for dinner. What did the elephant say to the naked man? ""How do you breathe through something
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When you get to your wit's end, You'll find God lives there. This one needs your full participation! Say it out loud. Say the word ""silk"" 3 times Now, what do cows drink? What does a geography graduate
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So my friend who has multiple personalities called me yesterday. My Caller I.D. exploded..... Have you ever answered your own question? Why yes, I have! ""Let's sleep in when we can't sleep in, and not
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Why couldn't the melons secretly get married? Because they were cant elopes Son: Mom, why are you always showing up at my school on chicken nugget day? Me: *literally salivating* Here to see you, buddy.
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How are a sword maker and the Fresh Prince of Bel Air alike? They're both black smiths Why did the tree install solar panels? It wanted to be a power plant. ""It's complicated"" relationship status = someone
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Make day funny (4450s)
Whats the difference between blowing an Asian and a Caucasian. The only Asian thing that will touch the throat is the sperm. What color were Hitler's shits? Eva Brown! Why did the Baker rob the Banker?
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What does an electrician say while meditating? Ohm... Ohm... Why did the man shut his donut shop? Why did the man close his donut shop? ...because he was fed up with the hole business! How many lead guitarists
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I smoke in the car and the smell is in my clothes, skin, and hair but this gum will cover everything up so no one will know. - smokers What do you call 2 lesbians in a canoe? Fur traders.... Zing!! This
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Atheism and Religion are but two sides of the same coin. One prefers to use its head, while the other relies on tales Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Yeah, great food but no atmosphere.
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Make day funny (9251b)
A woman asked me for a German method of coal extraction... And mein shaft she got we all had to sign a card for a coworker thats retiring and i just wrote ""please take me with you"" in it What did the
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Make day funny (5765i)
Chuck Norris doesn't look both ways before he crosses the street...... he just roundhouses any cars that get too close. On a scale of 1 to Osama... How good was the hiding spot? Have you ever heard about
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If it helps, a lot of the awful ones are either married or gay, too. JACOB MARLEY: 3 ghosts will visit you! ME: do u count? JM: what ME: you're a ghost. Do u count? JM: dude this the kinda shit they don't
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