How do u kill a blonde paraplegic with one arm hanging from a tree? Wave
I moved to LA 9 months ago and I've just been circling around this whole time looking for a parking spot.
They should have never given you girls fake eyelashes. This chick just blinked and it sounded like a flock of pigeons took off.
The day Adele decides to crowd surf is the day we learn who her real fans are
With the brexit news, they say the pound is failing. They're calling it the ounce, now.
