If it helps, a lot of the awful ones are either married or gay, too.
JACOB MARLEY: 3 ghosts will visit you! ME: do u count? JM: what ME: you're a ghost. Do u count? JM: dude this the kinda shit they don't like
Is it ok to hate a certain race? I am fine with 5km races but marathons just do my head in.
What's the difference between purple and pink? Your grip!
How do you get spiderwebs out of your hair? Asking because Spider-Man... I mean... Just asking.