So my friend who has multiple personalities called me yesterday. My Caller I.D. exploded.....
Have you ever answered your own question? Why yes, I have!
""Let's sleep in when we can't sleep in, and not sleep in when we can sleep in"" - children
A Higgs boson walks into a church, ""We don't allow Higgs bosons in here!"" shouts the priest. ""But without me, how can you have mass?"" asks the particle.
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