Why couldn't the melons secretly get married? Because they were cant elopes
Son: Mom, why are you always showing up at my school on chicken nugget day? Me: *literally salivating* Here to see you, buddy.
Women always complain about periods. Talk to me when ovaries become supersensitive, hang in a thin sac and you accidentally sit on them.
I was out of town and I asked for directions, but the guy just mooned me. I thought he was a bit cheeky.
The wife and I were trying to spice things up in the bedroom... so now I cumin her every thyme.