Atheism and Religion are but two sides of the same coin. One prefers to use its head, while the other relies on tales
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Yeah, great food but no atmosphere.
My wife and I often orgasm at the same time But rarely in the same place.
A WOMAN IS ONLY GOOD FOR ONE THING! Being an equal partner in a loving relationship.
I just burned 2000 calories... That's the last time I leave brownies in the oven while I take a nap!!!
