Who was the most powerful cat in China ? Chairman Miaow !
Its better to remain silent and let people think you a fool... ...than to open your mouth and remove all doubt.
What's it called when you apologize using dots and dashes? Remorse code
Damn girl, are you a desk? Cause I'm not exactly sure how to pick you up
4 out of 5 doctors fail to recommend Chuck Norris as a solution to most problems. Also, 80% of doctors die unexplained, needlessly brutal deaths.