Don't you just hate it when ... You can't understand what your girl is trying to say? Take a step back and what's she's trying to say will become a lot clearer
What do you call a wife that knows where her husband is at all time? A widow
Why does Santa carry a heavy sack? Because he come once in an year.
What do you call a hooker who works for spaghetti? A pastatute!
Have some self confidence Mexican restaurants. Take that hamburger off the menu.