When you get to your wit's end, You'll find God lives there.
This one needs your full participation! Say it out loud. Say the word ""silk"" 3 times Now, what do cows drink?
What does a geography graduate do with a lightbulb? Not get a job.
Seafaring language makes me uncomfortable, so no, I would not like a chips ahoy cookie or any other maritime treats, thank you.
What did Donald Trump say to the guy who immolated himself in front of Trump tower? ""You're fired!""