I smoke in the car and the smell is in my clothes, skin, and hair but this gum will cover everything up so no one will know. - smokers
What do you call 2 lesbians in a canoe? Fur traders.... Zing!!
This is your pilot speaking. If you have any requests, please give them to the flight attendant. Anyway, here's Wonderwall.
A rabbit's favourite Christmas song? 'Lettuce with a gladsome mind'
People usually say I make bad jokes. I tell them I'm not their parents.