Chuck Norris doesn't look both ways before he crosses the street...... he just roundhouses any cars that get too close.
On a scale of 1 to Osama... How good was the hiding spot?
Have you ever heard about Mothers Against Drunk Driving's lesser known sister organization ""Fathers Against Drunk Driving""? Probably not, it didn't last very long, it was only a fad.
Quick! What's protocol for when he opens my car door for me and just shy of 7,000 Sonic straw wrappers fall out?
I haven't slept for three days, because that would be too long.
