How are a sword maker and the Fresh Prince of Bel Air alike? They're both black smiths
Why did the tree install solar panels? It wanted to be a power plant.
""It's complicated"" relationship status = someone cheated but we signed a lease.
Why did the girls fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her. It's not supposed to make sense
After working retail I've discovered that there are two types of people in the world Those who can read signs, and customers.
