Me: I can't believe we have $900 for Christmas gifts this year! Fridge: I don't feel well. I think I have a fever.
Where does a redditor get most of his news from? The Hydraulic Press
I've been shoveling manure all day So don't give me any bullshit.
Sharks would look awesome with mustaches, but evolution said no. Cause evolution is a dick.
In the future: ""So Zionists tried to take a people's home and said god gave it to them."" ""So what happened?"" ""Apparently god disagreed.""
