I recently followed a guy from Ethiopia. BIG mistake. The only thing he ever tweets about is what he's not having for dinner.
What did the elephant say to the naked man? ""How do you breathe through something that small?!""
The Detroit Lions
Q: Why did the schoolteacher who was in love with head of the school take out a loan with the bank? A: Because she had an interest in the principal.
just when you think life is going okay, you get the new guy at Subway
