What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, it just waved. Sea what I did there? I'm shore you did. Laugh, you son of a beach!
How does a cow quickly do math? With a cow-culator! (Rimshot)
Friends are like boobs... Some are small, some are big, some are real, some are fake.
You guys want to hear a Milli Vanilli joke?
Would you send your son to a school run by someone who insisted on being called ""Headmaster?""
