Why can't a bicycle stand up by itself?
Because it's two tired.
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Nothing. It just waved. ๐
Why did the math book look sad?
Because it had too many problems.
What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
Nacho cheese. ๐ง
Why did the coffee file a police report?
It got mugged. โ
Why do fathers bring an extra pair of socks when they go golfing?
In case they get a hole in one. โณ
Bonus:
Dad: "I'm reading a book about anti-gravity."
Kid: "Is it good?"
Dad: "I can't put it down." ๐
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