A woman asked me for a German method of coal extraction... And mein shaft she got
we all had to sign a card for a coworker thats retiring and i just wrote ""please take me with you"" in it
What did the coach say to his star player after he pissed his pants? Hey man urine
She wanted a puppy. But I didn't want a puppy. So we compromised and got a puppy.
What do kinky ghosts enjoy? Boo-kake
