What does an electrician say while meditating? Ohm... Ohm...
Why did the man shut his donut shop? Why did the man close his donut shop? ...because he was fed up with the hole business!
How many lead guitarists does it take to change a light bulb? 100; 1 to do it, and 99 to say ""I could do that.""
Gonna invent a drink called Expresso that's just a cup of bees so people will stop asking for espresso incorrectly.
I watched pom. You misread that, didn't you?
