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Kit of Joy
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2017-06-27 19:54
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I farted in my wallet now i have gas money. I scream, you scream, we all scream because we just witnessed a horrific highway wreck with multiple fatalities. [office meeting] BOSS: Printer ink is costing
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Q: Why can't you keep secrets in a bank? A: Because of all the tellers. I went to see my Coincidental Hygenist the other day. Turns out she was one of my friends from high school. I got 99 problems...
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What do you call a whore famous among pickles? A lady of dill repute. Bought one of those tennis racket looking bug zappers today. My god, where have you been all my life. What fun! Oooh, here comes the
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My love for you is like diarrhea I just can't hold it in What do a 45 year old pregnant alcoholic and Ironman have in common? Both have a little Downy Jr in them. No one is more unnecessarily confident
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8y
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Weed strin humor At the dispensary there is a strain called Aldous Huxley. If you smoke it with your wife she becomes sterile. #LegalWeedJokes Jenny on the mine field Jenny is running through a mine field
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Make day funny (2848m)
What's the best way to capitalize on an opportunity? ON AN OPPORTUNITY Why Don't Santa Claus and Misses Claus have children? Because Santa only comes once a year and when he does its down the chimney.
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A Roman walks into a bar... A Roman walks into a bar and asks for a Martinus.... ""You mean a martini?"" the bartender asks. The Roman replied, ""If I wanted a double, I would have asked for it!"" Atheists
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Can't believe how divided we've become over an election. It's not like it's the color of a dress or something. Don't be a doormat, be an electric fence. Which burgers are dishonest? Cat-burgers! (burglars)
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What did Keanu Reeves say to slow down his horse? Whoa. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No i-dear What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still no i-dear My bucket list is just the words
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I opened my water and electric bills simultaneously... Needless to say, I was shocked. *job interview* ""So this yearbook isn't your resume?"" ""No. I'm not a moron. Those are my references. I highlighted
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What do you tell a person with two swollen eyes ? Nothing, you already told 'em twice. If you eat Skittles while drinking NyQuil, you can taste the rainbows on Pluto. What do you call an uneven body of
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Make day funny (3071b)
What does a college kid do when confronted by an evil spirit? He drinks it just like he drinks every other kind of spirit. What's a pirates favorite letter? It's the C What should you do before criticizing
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Headphone....... A man was on a plane when a stewardess approached him and said, ""Would you like some headphones?"" To which the man replied, ""Yes I would, but how did you know my name was Phones?""
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To think, millions of children go to bed every night without knowing what their Sleep Number is. My favorite thing about famous people is that they can be ""brave"" and ""daring"" by just leaving the house
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear? White Vans. I'll be here all week. What's a Mexican midget barbers favorite restaurant? Little Cesar's What do you call a starving parrot? A polynomial! I got
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Why was the calculator salesman happy when he sold his cheapest calculator? Because they all add up! our teacher used to make us do 100 lines if we'd been naughty. my nose was wrecked at the end of it
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Make day funny (4845b)
Hi, I'm Captain Morgan and this is my uptight brother, J.P. What's the best way to grease a Ferrari? Run over an Italian. I'd like to think that when pedophiles hang out one of them always asks to see
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FINALLY in Toronto. Winter Olympics, here I come! After the American Revolution, Thomas Paine celebrates by purchasing a new pair of shoes. He declares that these are the times to try men's soles. Nebraska
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Existing is a pretty remarkable achievement. What did the blind deaf mute boy in a wheelchair get for Christmas? Cancer! Atheism and Religion are but two sides of the same coin. One prefers to use its
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Make day funny (4298y)
*draws a sharpie mustache on my grandma* lol you cant hang loser. passin out w/ shoes on? rookie ""Sir please step away from the casket"" You remember those yardsticks? They don't make them any longer.
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