What's the best way to capitalize on an opportunity? ON AN OPPORTUNITY
Why Don't Santa Claus and Misses Claus have children? Because Santa only comes once a year and when he does its down the chimney.
Why are so many people obese these days? Because burgers are$.99 and salads are $4.99
Bald people struggle with improv, They can't seem to come up with anything off the top of their head.
The city of Chicago is no longer giving speeding tickets... Instead, to deter speeders, the are giving away Bears tickets.
