A Roman walks into a bar... A Roman walks into a bar and asks for a Martinus.... ""You mean a martini?"" the bartender asks. The Roman replied, ""If I wanted a double, I would have asked for it!""
Atheists don't believe in God or the ""i before e except after c"" rule of spelling.
Golfer: ""Do you think I can get there with a 5-iron?"" Caddy: ""Eventually.""
Steve Irwin lived the way he died... With animals in his heart.
Some of you have had some fabulous public meltdowns this year. From all of us, thank you x