What did Keanu Reeves say to slow down his horse? Whoa.
What do you call a deer with no eyes? No i-dear What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still no i-dear
My bucket list is just the words ""afford things"" written in orange crayon on a paper towel.
Why was the two-dimensional emo sad? Because nobody would ever know how deep he was.
I had loads of bird seed as well as loads of parrots with headaches. Trying to hold onto all the bird seed but the parrots ate 'em all
