FINALLY in Toronto. Winter Olympics, here I come!
After the American Revolution, Thomas Paine celebrates by purchasing a new pair of shoes. He declares that these are the times to try men's soles.
Nebraska bill allows K - 12 teachers to carry guns to school. In their defense, it is really hard to get a 9 year old to shut the fuck up.
My Friends Call Me A Pedophile Because she's 18 and I'm 30, but I'll be damned if I let them ruin our seven year anniversary.
Try our curry, you'll never get better I don't get what's so funny about it, do you mind explaining it like I'm 5?