Existing is a pretty remarkable achievement.
What did the blind deaf mute boy in a wheelchair get for Christmas? Cancer!
Atheism and Religion are but two sides of the same coin. One prefers to use its head, while the others relies on tales...
My phone autocorrects 'sex' into 'pez' in case you were wondering just how dead my pez life is.
If you make that Civic muffler loud enough, you can drown out your dad's voice calling you a worthless piece of crap. Almost.
