Why was the calculator salesman happy when he sold his cheapest calculator? Because they all add up!
our teacher used to make us do 100 lines if we'd been naughty. my nose was wrecked at the end of it
A woman woke her husband in the middle of the night. ""There's a burglar downstairs eating the cake that I made this morning."" ""Who shall I call"" her husband asked ""police or ambulance?""
These food blogs start simple. 'How to cook rice. Boil. Serve' But over time... 'How to creme brulee baba ganoush with caramel'.
The best kiss of my life was with a vacuum cleaner... ... it took my breath away.
