Weed strin humor At the dispensary there is a strain called Aldous Huxley. If you smoke it with your wife she becomes sterile. #LegalWeedJokes
Jenny on the mine field Jenny is running through a mine field and waves her hands within 2km... Bonus round: Who's there? - Definitely not Jenny?
Gunfire reported at track and field event They said it was race related
Dad always said, ""Never get on one knee for a girl... ...who won't get on both for you.""
What do you call a psychic dwarf that escapes from a prison? A small medium at large.