*draws a sharpie mustache on my grandma* lol you cant hang loser. passin out w/ shoes on? rookie ""Sir please step away from the casket""
You remember those yardsticks? They don't make them any longer.
Two deer are outside a gay bar And one says, ""I can't believe I just blew 50 bucks in there""
What do hockey goaltenders and Alaskan prostitutes have in common? They only change their pads after the third period.
""If you love the bed so much why don't you marry it?"" *imagines beautiful ceremony on the beach, me & Beddy. No one can stop our love now.
