What do you tell a person with two swollen eyes ? Nothing, you already told 'em twice.
If you eat Skittles while drinking NyQuil, you can taste the rainbows on Pluto.
What do you call an uneven body of water? An inconsistensea.
Feminists who get easily triggered... need to just man up.
Have y'all heard that new hot rapper with Muscular Dystrophy? ""TWO CAAAAAAAAAAAAANES!""